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the copywriter who gets you noticed

You Need Words.
I'm obsessed with them.
Lucky us.

UK Digital Website & SEO Copywriter - Carly Hall-Simms using megaphone

I help bold businesses find their voice, nail their message, and get found online with copy that refuses to blend in.

Hey, I'm Carly.

I'm a brand copywriter and SEO specialist based in Yorkshire.

I’m the ideal copywriter for businesses who don’t want to sound like every other mother-lover online.

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I help you get clear on what you stand for, say it like you mean it, and attract the people who want what you’ve got.

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If you’re ready to swap beige for bold, Google served you well.

(An SEO Copywriter must’ve written this page…)

the backstory

I was that kid who rewrote books with crap endings and made my parents read the new and improved version.

As they’d say in Yorkshire, I’m a reet word nerd.

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Professionally, I've been a copywriter since 2009. Fresh out of my media degree, I started my career in PR, moved into press, before finding my vibe in radio, working my way up from Copywriter to Creative Director at a well-known UK radio group. 

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Radio is where I found my THING. My job was writing audio that stopped people in their tracks. I had thirty seconds to make them feel something. No visuals… just words and the emotion they have the power to stir.

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And that's where it clicked.

“I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.” ― Maya Angelou

UK Digital Website & SEO Copywriter - Carly Hall-Simms on phone

Writing copy that converts isn’t going all hussle-bro or giving your audience the hard sell. That just gives them the ick. 

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You know when you get an email or see a post from that brand you follow, and it feels like they're talking directly to you?

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They show up at the exact moment you need the thing, and you wonder how they knew?! 

That's not a coincidence.

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Everything that brand puts out is written with you in mind.

To pull you in and earn your trust – before you even knew you needed them.

People engage with businesses they believe in, and it’s my job to help you create that spark.

the NOW

After over a decade writing for big names like NHS, ITV, Virgin, BMW, and Cineworld, I took the plunge and went freelance in 2021. Since then, I've worked with some incredible SMEs, personal brands, and first-time founders – all with one thing in common… a desire to be different.

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Sound like a bit of you?

If you've got something worth saying, I'll help you shout it louder.

working with me

Wanna know why you get value-on-a-stick working with yours truly?

I’m a hyperfocuser.

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I go ALL in. I ask the questions that extract the gold, because we don’t do vague. And I won't just write what you asked for, I’ll give you what you need.

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I'm a perfectionist, an avid deadline-hitter, and I genuinely give a shizzle about your biz. 

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Oh, and Yorkshire charm, daft humour, and good vibes all come as standard.

UK Digital Website & SEO Copywriter - Carly Hall-Simms using megaphone

CARLY LORE

the bit that has nothing to do with copy

In case you’re wondering, when I'm not writing, I'm partial to a Reformer Pilates class (and I’m definitely nowhere near as good as I think I am).

 

I'm a certified Celine Dion enthusiast, and I live for peanut butter, in any form, at any time of day.

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My office companion and Junior Puppywriter is Honey Boo Boo – she contributes nothing, BUT SHE’S CUTE.

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My 15 minutes of fame happened when I was in Year 4 and went on SMart (CBBC) with my best friend.

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I consider “vibe check” legit brand strategy.

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I have ovaphobia: an intense fear of eggs.

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One of my best taglines came at Aldi checkout. Classy, I know.

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I love a crisply pronounced C-word, with a strong T.

My 15 minutes of fame happened when I was in Year 4 and went on SMart (CBBC) with my best friend.

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I love a good slutspurt at H&M (don’t worry, it’s what the Swedes call a final sale)

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My toxic trait is inventing new words (like bart: brain fart + fluffectomy: taking a sledgehammer to word waffle)

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If I ever write “we’re passionate about innovation”… know I’ve been murdered.

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My internal monologue has its own brand voice.

My love language is a BANGING brief.

UK Digital Website & SEO Copywriter - peace sign

I consider “vibe check” legit brand strategy.

UK Digital Website & SEO Copywriter - eggs cartoon

I have ovaphobia: an intense fear of eggs.

UK Digital Website & SEO Copywriter - shopping trolley

One of my best taglines came at Aldi checkout. Classy, I know.

UK Digital Website & SEO Copywriter - mouth

I love a crisply pronounced C-word, with a strong T.

Ready when you are

If you’re bored of sounding like everyone else, give me a shout. 

No pressure – just a brew and a chat to see whether we're a good fit (and to show you my dog, obvs.)

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Want sweary but savvy word wisdom in your inbox?

Copy tips, freebies, and the occasional strong opinion. Zero spam or beigery, promise.

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I consider 'vibe check' a legit brand strategy.

UK Digital Website & SEO Copywriter - peace sign

I love a crisply pronounced C-word, with a strong T.

UK Digital Website & SEO Copywriter - mouth
UK Digital Website & SEO Copywriter - eggs cartoon

I have ovophobia: an intense fear of eggs.

UK Digital Website & SEO Copywriter - TV icon

My 15 minutes of fame happened when I was in Year 4 and went on SMart (CBBC) with my best friend.

One of my best taglines came at Aldi checkout. Classy, I know.

UK Digital Website & SEO Copywriter - shopping trolley

I love a good slutspurt at H&M (don't worry, it's what the Swedes call final sale).

UK Digital Website & SEO Copywriter - shopping bags

My internal monologue has its own brand voice.

UK Digital Website & SEO Copywriter - mouth
UK Digital Website & SEO Copywriter - eyes

My toxic trait is inventing new words (like bart: brain fart + fluffectomy: taking a sledgehammer to word waffle)

UK Digital Website & SEO Copywriter - TV icon

My 15 minutes of fame happened when I was in Year 4 and went on SMart (CBBC) with my best friend.

If I ever write “we’re passionate about innovation”… know I’ve been murdered.

UK Digital Website & SEO Copywriter - red handprint
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